Their lips met in a heated passion.

That is what I thought when my Grey Warden, Maykenna, kissed Alistair.

I need a life.

goddamnedrhombuses:

robots-please:

jordanjordanjordanjordan:

01012012:

theneverendingdrums:

stravaganza:

the-ss-destiel:

BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium

no it’s vibranium

you mean FREEDOMIUM

Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?

No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.

DYING.

panda-does-pandafu:

Hey Batman.

I think I know who killed your parents.

No seriously hear me out man…bat…Batman.

It was.

A firebender.